so uhh.. ever go 18 years without knowing who your dad is..
and then sit down and watch smackdown..
for someone to call, asking for your mom.. to which you rebut, she's at work.
And before you can hang up and return to smackdown, the dude asks why you're not in college anymore..
to which you inform him about your aspirations of wrestling.
only for him to knock wrestling and start an argument saying you should be a football player, cause thats where the money is.
only for you to start to get angry and say, life isnt about money.
and for him to say "bullsh!t"..
and for you to be irritated..
he says you've got more then your mom had because your grandpa is a POS.
You tell him you don't appreciate him disrespecting one of the most important male influences in your life.. he apologizes.
And then goes on to try and persuade you to take a 15 million dollar, 5 year contract that I apparently would have if I chose to play football.
You say you've already played football, you've done everything there is to do on the football field, its not your passion.
he says he was a boxer.
you say cool.
He said at his age, 38, if he stepped in a boxing ring with you.. he'd take you down.
you ask him what that could possibly have to do with the conversation at hand.
and after 20 minutes, the guy says he could be your father..
you tell him he needs to calm down before he loses it.
he says he's serious and keeps calling you son.
you tell him your father is the king of kings and the lord of lords in the clouds.
he says he has another son a year or so younger then you about your size.
he says the times matchup.. and that he's never thought about it before.
you tell him you've gone 18 years without a father, its a little late.
he says that could change.
you fight yourself from exploding on him.
he asks when he can meet you.
you tell him to seriously, calm down.
he says he loves you.
you tell him to stop before he loses it, once again.
he says he'll talk to your mom.. and maybe get some tests done. and if you'd be cool with sending a blood sample.
you say whatever cause you dont wanna disturb the neighborhood with a ton of yelling.
he says he'll let you go and he'll talk to your mom later.
and before hanging up he says, "maybe i love you"
yeah, dont you hate when that happens? | 
